Welcome to Don’t Shoot the Messenger Cookie Co. Where frosting says what you can’t (or won’t).

This isn’t just a cookie. It’s a message. A sly insult, a heartfelt apology, a flirty note, or the kind of truth that’s best served with sugar. And the best part? You can send it completely anonymously or not.

Whether you want them laughing, crying, or questioning all their life choices, our cookies do the talking for you—without ever giving you away. Perfect for every occasion. Or no occasion at all.